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Tuesday, November 18th, 2008
8:31 pm	Interestingly Enough... Apparently I have not updated since April. I knew it had been awhile but I didn't realize I had fallen that far off the face of the Earth. It is way hard to use a mouse when your burning wrist is wrapped in an ice pack but learned talents such as these will be quite useful when I turn 90 There are not many stars tonight All in all life is amazing. I am trying to be positive and enthusiastic and trying to bring that to the people I work with. I had a not so positive and enthusiastic day today. Everyone noticed and the employees were afraid to not on the office door and ask for their paychecks. I then decided it would be in the best interest of everyone if I left early. So I did and I came home and took a nap and watched Dexter and sat in the Jacuzzi and I am definetly feeling more positive now. I very much enjoy a nice slushy freezing cold crystal lite flavored water. There is a certain point in the freezing process that makes it perfect. Generally I forget before it gets to that point. If I could invent one thing it would a freezer that was able to freeze food but also have a cute little compartment that allowed for the perfect slushy water freezing. That's all I have. Oh, and I was attacked by a bee while getting gas today. (1 smile | laugh a little)
Thursday, April 3rd, 2008
7:40 am	I think my boobs are crooked today I chose some dumb cd that I haven't listened to in forever to put in my alarm clock to wake me up. It's first song is Earth Angel. Now the first 3 times I hit snooze it doesn't seem to effect my dreams but after that I think it seeps into my subconscious because I start to have dreams that are just trippy. They are prophetic bible story dreams and it's just weird and by the time I hit snooze for the 10th time I wake up in a sweat. And I don't even remember the dreams, just the feeling of the dreams, that's the most irritating part. I am going to change the cd tonight :) (laugh a little)
Thursday, March 27th, 2008
6:51 am	just an update my grandpa died on Sunday. it was kinda weird because I was literally in the car an hour from San Diego going to see him. He loved the lord so much that it is really kinda awesome that he died on Easter. It also brought the family together when we weren't going to be. The funeral is on Monday. When my dad checked my oil before I left...it was empty. haha. Maybe one day I'll remember to actually check it. I got an xbox (to go with my 42" flat screen tv)...the best buy idiots shipped it to Illinois. That makes it very useful for me here in california. My doctor told me that I was too young to fall apart. I have an enlarged thyroid and then I got lectured because I didn't call her the next day when I was seeing spots at work. Now I have to go see an opthamologist and a radiologist. I so don't have the time for that. work is crazy. I'm so scared about taking 2 days off. they are going to ruin all my hard work. I'm even more scared about the week off at the end of april to go to washington dc for the yearly manager conference. They are going to really screw stuff up. I'm tired and I need to go to the beach. But besides that everything is fantastic. :) (1 smile | laugh a little)
Saturday, March 22nd, 2008
8:00 pm	Today I went to Home Depot and a man named Todd who is 50 years old and has his own business making websites hit on me. LA is great for the self esteem. haha (laugh a little)
Sunday, March 16th, 2008
6:30 pm	this is my genius My last washing machine had a thing that you put your laundry detergency in and then right next to it you could put your fabric softener. So to my shock these washers don't have that (not really shocking but you know) In my mind that means get a downey ball so I don't have to wait for the rinse cycle So I buy one. I didn't put it together at first but...I tend to use 4 washers at a time. My downey ball is quite useless. I mean I could potentially go buy 3 more but then I'd have to carry around a chain of downey balls and while that may be cool if I were a super hero who killed laundry room villains, I'm thinking not. Although I may write my own comic book now :) (laugh a little)
Friday, March 14th, 2008
6:54 am	Yay! My flame shirt fits again :-P let me tell you about the guy with one glass eyeball... 2 weeks ago at work this guy walks in and he's got one glass eyeball. He's like hey heather hey heather his whole donation. He comes up to me at the end and says "you know, me and you have something in common, we're both from Kern county" and I'm like "how did you find that out". He says "I took my glass eye out, put it up to the light and I can read the future and we are going to be married, and if you were mine I would change your name to Heaven because you're heavenly". Then yesterday he calls my name from across the floor, and I finally went over there and I ask him how he's doing and if he needs anything (because I have to be nice) and he goes "I need you in my life, what do you have a thing against one-eyed bald brothers?" He'll be back next week i'm sure and it should be amusing. And then last night I took the lab guys to dinner because of their work during our freezer repair (I was told to). I had went home, changed and came back to work and was waiting for them and the security guard sees my feet and like freaks out about how pretty and clean they are. way weird. and seriously, people don't clean their feet???? that's almost as crazy as the girl from highschool that said my hair smelled nice, I must wash it. and that's been my week. I need to finish unpacking, I may pay someone to do it soon :-P haha (1 smile | laugh a little)
Tuesday, March 4th, 2008
5:55 pm	i shrunk my left shoe which is just funny Carlos, the security guard, who apparently danced Samba professionally at some point in his life has decided that he is going to teach me to Salsa and take me out to clubs. which is even funnier today was a good day :) (laugh a little)
Monday, March 3rd, 2008
8:00 pm	so I was doing laundry... and I saw this man doing his laundry and he had this pair of jeans. and on the jeans he had a belt, it was the most outrageous cleopatra-esque belt I've ever seen. and he slowly took the belt off of the jeans loop by loop. It must've taken him 5 minutes. He had to've (yes it's a word) treasered the belt or something. i've decided I need to hang out in the laundry room more often, that's were I'll get all my good stories this morning I learned about the life of truck drivers from the plasma truck driver guys. He lives in Nebraska or something, although maybe not nebraska because he said he lived on a mountain with an acre of land. who knows. maybe I'll ask again in 2 weeks. I went to google with Kate and met the google security officer named Jeff who has a bachelor's degree in Physics (HAHA). He actually knew where the U of I is and had relatives in Danville. Small world. I also secretly (being I peeked through the door) saw the inner workings of the google people. Giant bloodshot eyeballs and bean bags. And inside (like the part you can actually legally go into - aka the lobby) has streaming google searches and google photos that people are downloading. totally awesome. I may end up like Jeff one day, that'd be the most awesome thing ever. And I tried pinkberry, and it is definetly the best thing and the girl that chose the apartment for it was not as crazy as she sounded at first. PS I drove to burbank this afternoon to go to girls night because I really wanted to go but then got fed up with traffic, turned around and went back home. Maybe next month I'll just take the day off 'cause I miss games! (laugh a little)
Wednesday, February 27th, 2008
6:35 pm	this is one of those things that every person just absolutely needs! If only you could see the photo... "Gadget: Road Pro Car Sandwich Maker Just because you're mired in traffic doesn't mean you're not entitled a toasty pressed sandwich, cooked with power from your cigarette lighter. Also makes for a melty, delicious "Thank You Panini" for the paramedics who arrive to treat you for the inevitable In-Dash Fry Daddy burns. Guarantee your next accident will be a tasty one at SkingCompany.com " (laugh a little)
Monday, February 25th, 2008
4:51 pm	ok, first I'd like to say that this has been a really long day. no matter how many hours I slept yesterday this 4:00 am stuff is just not meant for me. I prefer my 8:30-5 schedule from Bakersfield. THis manager stuff is crazy. I need a drinking buddy. haha. anyways my eyes might start to bleed soon. And I've gone a little wacko. but I now have seen venice beach at night and a supposed drum circle of some sort. Crazy...yes. Kate is here!!! YAY!! for friends! that's all, I feel better now :) AND I get cable tomorrow! (laugh a little)
Sunday, January 27th, 2008
8:38 pm	my apartment smells like cardboard I move to Los Angeles in a week. Crazy. I don't have a place to live and I'll probably be living in a hotel for about a month. But I'm going there this Saturday to hopefully begin the serach to find somewhere to live. gonna go watch stargate now :-P (2 smiles | laugh a little)
Friday, January 18th, 2008
9:52 pm	Heres how you play. Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 random things, facts, goals or habits about yourself. At the end, choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their names . Don't forget to send them a comment to read your blog. 1. I am a member of the Gribbetz and will forever be a gribbet 2. I think it would be awesome to be able to secretly take over the world or even of the world 3. I got the best grade on a physics exam in college the night we had jello shots while we studied 4. I am hopelessly confused right now and wish I had someone to talk to about it 5. I don't like cheese and will one day start a cheese hating cult and maybe that's how I will take over the world and ban cheese unless you live in siberia 6. I am addicted to Stargate and absolutely love anything science fiction 7. My most favorite church ever is Shadow Mountain in San Diego and wish I could take everyone to it 8. I want to buy a tiny dog and a cute purse for her to be carried in and name it Zoe after the person in Firefly 9. Addicted to Dr. Pepper and try to quit everyday but for some reason around 3pm I just can't deal with water anymore 10. I have a fish wearing a sombrero and a poster of albert einstein in my apartment and that's that (laugh a little)
6:43 pm	OMG!! I got the Facility manager position in Los Angeles. I have to be there Feb. 1 Crazy! (2 smiles | laugh a little)
Thursday, January 17th, 2008
7:04 am	so my interview went well. they asked me a bunch of questions and I answered them and well didn't stutter at all, so yay for that. I only hit mild traffic and didn't once feel like falling asleep while I drove. haha. My boss called me and told me that they called her and asked her questions about me for 30 minutes. I will know on Friday if I got the job. p.s. I love the song that goes: it just cracks me up everytime "So go and tell your friends That I'm obsessive and crazy That's fine, I'll tell mine You're gay and by the way I hate that stupid old pickup truck You never let me drive" (2 smiles | laugh a little)
Tuesday, January 15th, 2008
8:11 pm	ok, so here's my story. Last thursday while at work the director of center operations called my boss and asked about me. Apparently when he visited Florence they basically told him that I was the nest thing since sliced bread. My boss told him I was brilliant and endorsed me (basically putting herself on the line if I were to fail). He talks to me and says well, awhile ago you applied for the facility manager trainee program but dropped out because you didn't want to move out of the state, how would you feel about moving to LA and running my florence center? Wow. Then he says "you have a degree right?" and I'm like yeah, in Physics. He says "wow, then you really are as brilliant as they say you are" and so I have an interview with him tomorrow at 10am. nervously freaked out and so hope I don't hit traffic in the morning but I'm going with whatever because I prayed about it all and this is what happened, i leave it in God's hands but let's just not stutter and sound dumb. (2 smiles | laugh a little)
Friday, January 4th, 2008
5:03 pm	I am now the proud owner of a charger's shotglass. 1 more for my beautiful collection. haha. this has been a good week off, too bad I haven't felt better then I actually would've done something :-P (laugh a little)
Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008
8:16 pm	"my heart bleeds peanut butter for you" I can only assume that "cultured pearls" are those pearls which come from the oysters that are privileged enough to travel the world and experience many different cultures prior to being brutally murdered for their pearl. I went shopping today and saw the tallest skinny couple. She was like 6 foot or something and wearing 3 inch heels. and he was still a couple inches taller than her. Both had very bony fingers. I felt very short as I passed them. (laugh a little)
10:04 am	12 hours of dexter and way too much football and my dreams are a little crazy right now (laugh a little)
Sunday, December 30th, 2007
10:42 am	Deo Volente If the lord wills. now I know some latin which I learned at church this morning. Pretty cool. My mom just gave the FBI my address. They're probably reading this as I type... (laugh a little)
Saturday, December 29th, 2007
7:44 pm	I finally saw the Hollywood Sign I put about 1200 miles on my car in the last 3.5 weeks. and now tomorrow I am going to sleep in, I will miss Los Angeles. my questions are these: 1. If a man was pulled over for driving in the carpool lane but claimed he had 3 people in his car and it was later determined that he was schizophrenic would he have to pay the ticket? 2. Could a 1-armed midget (left arm to be exact) be a nascar racer? (laugh a little)